Why the toaster in my work lunchroom sucks.

Just look at what the pig fucker did to my Pop-Tart!



Yes, that's right. One end is burned, the other is raw. One side of the frosting is caramelized, the other is mushy. How the fuck does this happen, especially with the entire Pop-Tart locked inside the toaster? All of it being warmed at the same time? I don't fucking get it.

Maybe later I'll post a picture of the culprit that did this. Just to show the world what kind of toaster the terrorists use.

Goddammit.