Thursday, February 09, 2006

Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award

Witnessed last night on the Grammys:

Jenna Elfman/Jennifer Love Hewitt/Someone promoting their CBS network TV show comes up to the microphone, and reads from the teleprompter.

"Ned Silverman is one of our great legends. For the past 50 years, he has kept the hallways in the Recording Academy building spotless, the floor tiles glimmering, the toilets in the bathroom unclogged. He has worked night and day so that the dirty slobs of the Academy don't have to wallow in their own filth, which without him, would build up quickly, in a smelly fashion. And so, Ned Silverman is tonight, the recipient of a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award."

Okay, so maybe that didn't exactly happen. But seriously, they were handing those things out like they were Halloween candy. Way to menialize something.


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