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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

"Imagine Me & You"...

...is a movie coming out this year, about a bunch of English people trying to find true love, or something like that. Along the way, in typical English romantic comedy fashion, they make self-deprecative quips, and quaint one-liners back and forth to each other. There is a couple about to get married, but the woman starts falling for someone else... another woman! Hilarity ensues!

I don't give a shit about contrived romantic comedies... there's an audience for sap, and I'm more than happy to step aside while lovers of the "feel-good" movie eat that shit up. I also don't give a shit about bisexuality. She's gonna leave her man for a woman! How innovative! How original! It's genius! I can just imagine the writer sitting back in his chair after deciding to go with this spark of brilliance, chuckling and patting himself on the back in pure upper-class twit fashion. Asshole. That shit happens in real life all the time (although from my understanding, the roles are usually reversed... although I imagine modern audiences just aren't ready to see a man leave a woman for another man).

What I do give a shit about, what truly disturbs me, is a quick scene in the trailer for this movie. It's a scene where the two women are having a "girl's night out" or something, having fun, falling in love. What are they doing while this takes place?

THEY'RE PLAYING DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!!

This movie is destined to suck balls.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Vickie said...

i'm utterly disgraced to think that DDR is the key to "falling in love".

7:35 PM  

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