Tuesday, June 27, 2006

MySpace Top 8 Survey

How did you meet 6?
Why are you friends with 3?
Is 7 in a relationship?
Have you kissed 1?
Have you hugged 4?
Have you done anything sexual with 6?
Would 1 and 8 make a good couple?
How long have you know 2?
Would you ever kiss 7?
Whats a good memory with 5?
Ever hugged 8?
Do you love 4?
Is 5 nice?
How did you meet 3?
Who makes you laugh?
Who makes you smile?
When was the last time you saw 4?
Would 3 and 6 make a cute couple?
Does 8 love you?
Do you see 3 a lot?
Describe 4 in 3 words?
What would you buy 1 for their birthday?
Have you traveled anywhere with 5?
Do you have fun with 7?
Is 2 a cool person?
Who is the loudest?
Do any of them get on your nerves sometimes?
Do you know when 6's birthday is?
What do you really think of 3?
Best memory with 4?
Does 1 even know you?
Is 5 happy?
Does 7 live close?
Do you have any classes with 2?
Have you and 3 ever hooked up?
Are you and 8 close?
Do you wanna kiss 4?
Is 6 a good person?
Does 2 own a car?
How did you choose your Top 8?

Why the toaster in my work lunchroom sucks.

Just look at what the pig fucker did to my Pop-Tart!

Yes, that's right. One end is burned, the other is raw. One side of the frosting is caramelized, the other is mushy. How the fuck does this happen, especially with the entire Pop-Tart locked inside the toaster? All of it being warmed at the same time? I don't fucking get it.

Maybe later I'll post a picture of the culprit that did this. Just to show the world what kind of toaster the terrorists use.


Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Another Reason Why the 80's Sucked.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Which one are you?